Sooooooo... Talk like a pirate day. Why do we have a talk like a pirate day? Why not a "talk like Jane Austen" day, or a "talk through a straw" day, or a "whip-out-that-amazing-aussie-accent-guaranteed-to-sweep-unsuspecting-girls-off-their-feet" day? (Unless you are a girl) But seriously, who started this? Or, what about a day in which everyone has to talk as much like Andy Griffith as they can? The possibilities are endless (hmmmm....type in nothing but italics day?)!!!!

Would you give away prizes for the person who wore the most period costume? Would H-E-B decorate for the holiday with giant multi-colored straws suspended from the ceiling? It beats the Back to School theme!

Anyhow, this hearr blogger's gotta go gaet to work. And maybe get 'nother Big Orange drank!

Yours very argh-illy,
~Triss