Keeping Up with My Vehicle Factory Warranty

Ok, as hard as this is to admit, I am really bad about keeping up with my vehicle factory warranty. To tell the truth, I have ignored at least four second notices that it has run out. Since the company has only called me about four times, then I assume that there is something wrong with my phone, obviously I keep on missing the first warning. I’m not entirely sure whether they just automatically re-up me or not, because I haven’t answered and they keep on calling.

I know I ought to be better about this; you would be surprised to know just how many thumb bicycles are stolen or crashed every year. Also, they have lousy transmissions. So I know that I should be more careful about this and not rely on the company to just charge my account.

We as Americans often take these warranties for granted. We assume that the companies will give up on us ever responding to their notices, and take care of the problem themselves. But when we do so, we risk so much, just think of all the awful catastrophes just waiting to pounce on our thumb bikes and leave our poor thumbs in the lurch, without any transportation; Having to rely solely on all the other body members to get them to their yoga class. Don’t have a thumb bike? Well don’t forget that your ring finger has a football game to attend as well. It is always important to make sure our fingers get enough exercise in this day and age when fast-food is predominant.

Your fingers aren’t involved in sports you say? Well do yourself a favor and don’t vote for Obama, who is trying to finalize a law saying that Water Buffalos should count as vehicles, much to the chagrin of the Society for Animal Prevention or SAP, (not SACP, since the cruelty part has become a given) and therefore must have individual warranties.

It is a well known fact that everybody has a Water Buffalo.